Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:30:00 +0000 Something Awful http://www.somethingawful.com/ en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/ 144 42 khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shutupmaxnmona.php He also smells like poo. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shutupmaxnmona.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/david-cook-archuleta.php 'American Idol' stars David Cook and David Archuleta continue their rivalry by simultaneously releasing unenthralling albums. This time, Archuleta "wins." Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/david-cook-archuleta.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/retro-art-remixed.php The art and advertising of the 1950s: now awesomer than ever. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/retro-art-remixed.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/modest-solution-economy.php Watching from the sidelines while the economy falls apart has been fun, but it's time for you and everyone else to join the fight. I have a modest solution that just might save the world. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/modest-solution-economy.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/existential-animal-funnies.php Ponder the meaning of life with our collection of lovable critters. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/existential-animal-funnies.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Buckethead) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/buckethead-chinese-democracy.php Prolific guitarist Buckethead talks about his role in the upcoming Guns and Roses album Chinese Democracy. He also talks about other projects. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/buckethead-chinese-democracy.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shut-up-khad.php Shut up, Khad. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shut-up-khad.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bobservoisdumb.php Bob Servo more like Bob ZERO. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bobservoisdumb.php raptorred@somethingawful.com (Eileen "Raptor Red" Stahl) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/adventures-dino-riki.php Last week, we claimed that "Ninja Kid" defined the clusterfuck. With "The Adventures of Dino Riki," we've changed our minds. The ROM Pit is the gift that just keeps giving! Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/adventures-dino-riki.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/katana-lockpick-orca.php A boy and his katana, inflatable whale love and the wonders of Ohio Public Access TV. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/katana-lockpick-orca.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/barkwire-bug.php Little is known about this introverted dachshund. Bug likes to keep a low profile, and doesn't seem to like people getting too close or looking at him. In spite of his shyness, Bug has cultivated quite a following, with eager admirers hoping for a chance to pet and hold him. We here at BarkWire are definitely part of that following. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/barkwire-bug.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/susie-day-woo.php Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/susie-day-woo.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Rust" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/metal-art.php It's the steel of the century as the SA forum goons put together works of art by welding metal. It's as fun as it is dangerous! Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/metal-art.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/tooth-reclaim-eagle.php Tooth was driving that Highline with Bill Cosby painted on the hood, you remember that shit? He explained that shit to me: I require a fine luxury automobile, god, but I need to deflect the accusations of flamboyance and ostentation that a righteous black man must face when living with high material means, so I painted Bill Cosby on that shit. Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/tooth-reclaim-eagle.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff11-17-08.php Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week. Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff11-17-08.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/harkonnen-florist-bluestripe.php The violent and tragic life of a shticky florist from the Harkonnen homeworld of Giedi Prime. Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/harkonnen-florist-bluestripe.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (PENSILLY!) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/drawing-cartoon-7.php UP YOURS! Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/drawing-cartoon-7.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bobservo-twitter-dirt.php CHECK OUT MY TWITTER PAGE YOU CLOD Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bobservo-twitter-dirt.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/big-bang-theory.php TV Threshold descends deeper into sitcom hell with 'Big Bang Theory' and 'Worst Week.' Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/big-bang-theory.php salmonseason@somethingawful.com (MOMS ON SPORTS WEEKLY PRESS) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/mom-sports.php The Best Sports News By and For Moms Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/mom-sports.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/jumptheshark-owls-orgonite.php This week Weekend Web features TV sharks, owl fans, and magic cat charging rocks. Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/jumptheshark-owls-orgonite.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/left-dead-zombie.php Handy Tip: Shoot a zombie in the head for a quick takedown. Shoot a cigar out of a zombie's mouth for a round of applause. Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/left-dead-zombie.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/legal-smoke-shop.php Do you need a 21st century online solution for all of your LEGAL smoking needs? We've got all sorts of smoke blends and accessories for discerning customers who are desperate to escape reality but not quite desperate enough to break the law. Our motto is: If you can't find it here, we are sorry! Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/legal-smoke-shop.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/nickelback-hinder-red.php Is there anything of value to glean from the latest Nickelback and Hinder albums? Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/nickelback-hinder-red.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/kim-jong-il2.php Kim Jong-Il is in fact the opposite of dead. Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/kim-jong-il2.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Edward M. Liddy, CEO of AIG) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/aig-bailout-package.php Edward Liddy, the embattled CEO of American International Group, offers a few words of advice to his company's many critics. Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/aig-bailout-package.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/economic-development-guide.php Why not put the Guitar Hero and the latte down for a second and learn about THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN, ass. Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/economic-development-guide.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/true-blood-vampire.php Bill the Vampire from True Blood isn't afraid to declare his love for psychic waitress Sookie Stackhouse. Our video chronicles their passion. Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/true-blood-vampire.php raptorred@somethingawful.com (Eileen "Raptor Red" Stahl) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/ninja-kid.php Raptor Red should be writing her 9000 billion papers. Instead, she spent a week playing a shitty anime game from 1986. Ninja Kid is so exciting, I could shoot myself! Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/ninja-kid.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/letter-latte-dad.php First, if you're still upset about the divorce, you need to realize that your mother and I were never really very close. Remember that time you came downstairs when we were having that party and you asked why everyone put their keys in a bowl and we told you we were having a "car swapping party"? Well, that wasn't really about swapping cars. Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/letter-latte-dad.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/feet-magazine.php Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/feet-magazine.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-10.php I have awakened with an amazing new power from a mysterious benefactor....the mountain!! Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-10.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-weddings.php We've been together for a long time now, and I know you've always taken an interest in my SA forum goons, and I know how much you love hilarious wedding stories. What I'm trying to say is...Will you read my article? Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-weddings.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff11-10-08.php Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week. Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff11-10-08.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Col. Ironhands) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/special-ops-ironhands.php Colonel Ironhands is a part of America's elite special ops strike force. He functions as a special ops member 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Without pause, without fail, do or die, there is no try. Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/special-ops-ironhands.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (LAST WEEK) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/last-week-cartoon.php LAST WEEK ON THE FLASH TUB.... Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/last-week-cartoon.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/death-laid-egg.php Only an Art Film would waste this title -- not a giant killer chicken to be found. Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/death-laid-egg.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/obama-triumph-hope.php Some of you might remember our unofficial campaign video, "Barack Obama: A Tribute to Hope". Now, eight months later, all of our dreams have come to fruition. Indeed, our dreams have born fruit. We are holding dream fruit, and that dream fruit is Barack Obama's impending presidency. The triumph of the hope, a new video. Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/obama-triumph-hope.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/obama-rama.php What better way to welcome our new president than to highlight the comments of racists who hate him? Weekend Web is back! Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/obama-rama.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/npc-life-quiz.php You're an NPC, the everyman who keeps his head down and does his best to get through the day without being gibbed by a stray blast of plasma. Despite your best efforts, however, your maximum lifespan is 8-10 hours, with a 35% chance that you will die a gruesome and hopefully entertaining death within the next hour. Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/npc-life-quiz.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/token-healthpack/okami-comic.php When the fate of the world depends upon a feral dog's ability to learn complex painting techniques, the world is probably not worth saving. Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/token-healthpack/okami-comic.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/high-school-musical.php "High School Musical 3" gets an infusion of actual teenage topics to prepare the franchise's fan base for their real future. Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/high-school-musical.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/kim-jong-il.php The Dear Leader is definitely not dead, as proven by these pictures. Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/kim-jong-il.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/flying-car-sucks.php From the flying car complaints department, we learn that the blush is off the Barack. Forces from the right and the left threaten to undo America's first black president by holding him to the impossible magical negro standard. Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/flying-car-sucks.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/kent-ohio-sucks.php Kent, Ohio: Now over 38 years without any public government murders. Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/kent-ohio-sucks.php hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/levi-johnston-goodbye.php Levi Johnston bids farewell and spills the beans on some of the McCain campaign's juiciest secrets. Don't feel sad, as long as there is hockey he will have a home. Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/levi-johnston-goodbye.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/impeach-john-mccain.php Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/impeach-john-mccain.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/obama-is-44.php A weary nation begins its long journey to a black, socialist, muslim choom paradise. Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/obama-is-44.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy And Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-election-7.php UP YOURS, COCKSUCKERS! BOO-YAH! Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-election-7.php raptorred@somethingawful.com (Eileen "Raptor Red" Stahl) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/magic-schoolbus.php Finally, Raptor Red has manned up and reviewed a game she actually liked as a kid. Replaying 1995's "The Magic Schoolbus" has sent her into fits of self-loathing. Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/magic-schoolbus.php